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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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