She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
My ass is underappreciated
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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