i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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