In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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