Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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