im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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