AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
There r osticjed everywhere
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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