But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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