Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Randomize
