is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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