Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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