It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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