did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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