HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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