I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Randomize
