I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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