Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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