The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Green mimosas i think yes
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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