There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Randomize