rhymes with "ouble enetration"
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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