I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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