You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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