Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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