so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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