Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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