i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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