You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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