look no pants
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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