girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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