Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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