there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
50% drunk capacity currently
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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