We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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