This is not my ceiling
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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