She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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