Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
