A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I think people are normalizing furries
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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