since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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