Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
These tits shall not be calmed
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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