quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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