Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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