My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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