wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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