my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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