I'm going to jail i love you
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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