she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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