Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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