Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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