She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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