just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize