I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
