am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I was not drunk enough for that final.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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