i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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