FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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