My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
