they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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