he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize