the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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