i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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