All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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